Friday, June 24, 2011

Girls, help me for this school year?

I'm going to be a junior this year. I got a rep as a player-but i dunno how. Anyway, I always hit on the hot azz chicks, blondes with dat ! And i saw it happen a couple times to other guys too, but 3 chicks used the SAME move on me, slapped my face, and it's a GOOD move! Help me against it! What they did was look at me all flirty/kinda mad (i can't tell), then they push their left hip way the hell out to the side and put their left hand out on top of their hip and stand there. But then *WHOOP* they'd flip out their RIGHT HAND! and *SMACK!* my face, trun it to the side and i'm always like "awww, OW!" and this move ALWAYS left me FROZEN, like my mouth droppen open looking dumb and i was stuck! Then they're like "creep!" It's HUMILIATING! I woulda blocked it (I CAN'T!), woulda ducked it (I CAN'T!), and AWWWRGGHH, this move pisses me off, it's too confusing! Because my eyes follow everything they do! First I look at her flirty/mad face, then down to watch her hip push out to the side, then down/out to where her hip sticks way out w/her hand on her hip, so I'm like WTF?? There HAS to be a way to block this move, but HOW, I CAN'T! What do I do? Do i focus on her flirty/mad look on her face? I watch when her hip pushes out to the side, right? But what about her hand propped on her hip? Or not her face, just look at her hip out/hand on her hip? AWWWRRGH, MAN, wtf? It's TOO confusing, and HS girls are EXPERTS at using it, they KNOW HOW TO! They NEVER give away any kind of signs either on this move, they don't telegraph it at all, uuurgghh! I DO NOT want to get slapped by this move again this year, i gotta know if there's any way to block it, and how! I give up! Have any of you used it before? If you have and know how to, be honest, help me against it, i can't figure it out!

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